Not so Super Tuesday Jeff Darcy The Plain Dealer
No one, and I mean no one is excited about Romney. Santorum has fallen into the Thirteenth Century and can't get up. Newt is about as reptilian as you can get and still be a mammal, (even though newts are amphibians and would never under any circumstances wish to be associated with the family of Gingrich). And Ron Paul, well, he is flat out hilarious, but Republicans don't like anybody with a sense of humor.
Alaska, Georgia, Idaho, Massachusetts, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Vermont and Virginia, will you just take Putin's lead and declare a winner right this second?
Check out Huf Post's chart just for fun:
Huffington Post - Super Tuesday Explained: What It Really Means