Let Them Eat Slime Jen Sorensen
If you've been to a school lately to have lunch with your child, you know school lunch isn't what it was when you were a kid. Other than the rolls and vegetables, it look a lot like Franken-food.
Of course the Let them eat slime is an allusion to the oft-quoted Let them eat cake, incorrectly attributed to the unfortunate French queen, Marie Antoinette. Looks like perception really is reality.
Even though I know she didn't say it, here's my letter from Marie to Cake:
I should have said pie.
P.S. I don't blame you for anything.