Indecision 2012 - Stephen Colbert Saves America

If you've paid any attention, at all, to politics lately, watched the logic-defying ads, and especially if you've watched even five agonizingly cynical minutes of any of the debates, you know for certain that the inmates are running the asylum.

Lucky for all of us, there is one sane, smart ass voice in all the insanity: Stephen Colbert.

Colbert's noncandicacy is our lifeline to sanity, people.

His exploratory committee of a mountain climber, explosives expert and a brain in a jar, is just as plausible, if not more so, as the current candidate's committees.

And best of all, his Super Pac, transferred by otherworldly green light to Jon Stewart, just hammers the lunacy of corporate personhood campaign finance to pulp.

Take a look at some of the video posts. Google, YouTube for more. Hold on, because we are going to be in deep water for some time.

In case you don't know, Stephen Colbert is in South Cain-olina running for President of South Carolina in his Rock Me Like a Herman Cain Rally.

I am so in.

If you can't vote for Herman Cain for Stephen Colbert for President of the United States of South Carolina! because you don't live in South Carolina, well, you can always purchase this t-shirt from waycooltshirts.

The people at way cool have this to say about their commemorative tshirt:
Attention Colbert Nation! As part of his Exploratory Committee efforts to gauge the thirst of the country for a Stephen Colbert run for President, Stephen is asking all fans--um...supporters--in his home state of South Carolina to go the polls on Saturday, January 21, 2012, and cast a vote for Herman Cain for Stephen Colbert for President of the United States of South Carolina!

We are offering to the Colbert Nation this COMMEMORATIVE TSHIRT to honor the zany but serious antics of this brilliant political satirist (we love you too, Jon!) in his efforts to illustrate to the American public the inane and corrupting influence of Citizens United and Super PACs in our political system.

Paid for by The Definitely Not Coordinating with The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC & Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow!

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