How Not to Lose Your Religion or How to Keep Your Temper

And I mean that in the southern sense of losing your temper and saying exactly what is on your mind, consequences and mortgage payment be damned.

Directions:
1. Think about what you're avoiding and write it down as simply as possible.
2. Grab a nearby book, (in my case I used Silverthorn and Perry's Word Division Manual.
3. Pair random words for as long as it takes the moment to pass.

Here's mine. Some are pretty funny,

I quit:
band jargon, prolasped forty, confessional death, money sheds,book bombs, rare harships, pictured assurances, merit marsh, dog moral, buddy spice, rushed stockman, impetuous spoons, secret hardwood, preslung couriers, bona-fide gate, scream lords,
pearl ballot, grind putty, wrinkle erosion, devilish locals, pulp deficit, fudge recall, sizzling prayer, swallow error, inexcusable ribbons, bitter optometry, modest sadness, key sucker, poppy counts, unheard sermons, fifth buffalo, sacrum jail, ferric stupor, profane lettuce, rheumatic segregation, table chaos, pet grocery, nasty pudding, radioactive librarians, meticulous stains, complex darkness, telepathy thirty-two, democratic chic, railroad purgatory, pushing coupons, salt conviction, mercurial chivalry, guitar tracks, emulsified whew, marriage spikes, lubricating sou, disgraceful stove, rural seep, relish left, swearing freeze, drag cartoons, proud geyser, attic gasoline.